I have learned the following tried and true secrets for mastering stoplights. It doesn’t matter what city or even what car you are in–these facts will still hold true.
If you want to GET A GREEN LIGHT EVERYTIME, try these two tricks;
- Do anything on your phone. Trying to get anything done at a red light will ensure its green-ness.
- Try giving your child in the backseat anything they need to prevent them from crying such as a toy or a snack. You will soon master the one-handed-steering with non-driving-hand-reach-and-back-arch to the nether regions of your backseat gymnastics move.
If you want to CATCH EVERY RED LIGHT, put a screaming baby in the car. The louder the baby, the farther from home you probably are. This means more red lights.
With these simple steps. you too can be master of your own traffic domain.