To make my blog more equal opportunity for you visual learners out there, I now include a regular post of an image that comes up when I google “mother images.” Because I am well-read and classy I then enlighten you by interpreting how the image captures real moments in Motherhood.
Somehow the universe seems to know when you have less than an iota of emotional energy left to spare, and it decides that you will not only have to use that iota, but tap into a magical reserve. If you are like any human mother, your kids will inevitably suffer the consequences be it a boxed dinner, a night of TV comatose instead of play time and conversation, or in the worst cases no patience. Thanks universe. Kindly fuck off now.