Scribbling Dame

Preposterous Pondering.

When did my crotch become dusty? February 15, 2010

Filed under: Mommy Issues — Scribbling Dame @ 11:43 pm

First let me apologize to my coworkers who read this…let’s be sure to never discuss.

I am turning 30 in a few months and I watch the Bachelor, with my dog, faithfully. Every time I watch that damn show, I get depressed and pathetically nostalgic. I feel soooo ooooold and soooooo married and boooooring. Watching these young things with their firm bodies and fluttering hearts is just too much to bear.

So internally I go bitter old married chick and I chortle–yes, chortle–“Wait until she has kids Jake, then let’s see if she’d even consider the fantasy suite with you” or sappy windbag “I remember when Jeremy and I made out for hours on end until our lips got chapped (or other things…)

Harumph. And, he should pick Tenley.

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One Response to “When did my crotch become dusty?”

  1. Sam Says:

    Agreed on all accounts.
    And I’m only 23.

    Who’s pathetic now?


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